What’s that? I can’t hear you!

It must be these earrings that I, um, borrowed from my friend. I mean, asking repeatedly if I can have something until they finally say that I can have them for a little while is technically borrowing, right?
I think I’ll be able to hear you better if you come close. Really close. I mean, if you want to, you may admire my earrings.
























hahahahaha oh my gosh. Hey, when did your squishy little cute baby turn into a gorgeous young lady?! And if i had hair like hers, i would quit my day job and become a hair model.