Once upon a time, there was a Boy whose front tooth was very loose. He felt rather attached to that tooth, and was reluctant to give it up, despite the fact that it was starting to turn a disturbing shade of grey.

The Parents were finally able, with no small amount of cajoling, to convince him to wiggle and wiggle and wiggle it one night. The next morning, the tooth fell out.

Awkward smiling and slight lisping ensue.
The tooth is immediately put into the Tooth Fairy bag, and placed under the Toothless Boy’s pillow.
The next morning, filled with anticipation, he looks under his pillow and in his bag, only to find that the tooth is still there! Wailing ensues. The Parents, contrite, attempt to sooth the Boy, telling him to be patient.
The following morning, again filled with anticipation, the Toothless Boy anxiously looks under his pillow again and what does he find? His tooth is STILL THERE! What parents are these? They deserve to have sweet revenge exacted upon them, Grimm-style. The Parents, now feeling panicky, assure him that SOME TIMES this happens. The Tooth Fairy gets back-logged and it takes a little bit longer. She’s not Santa Claus, after all.
That night, upon conferring with friends, the Steadfast Father formulates a plan. It is complicated, but he is determined. The following morning, the Toothless Boy finds his tooth gone, and his prize and this note in its place:

Childish wonder and amazement reinstated!
But wait, the second part of the plan takes patience! One day later, a 7 year old neighbor brings the following, which were discovered under her pillow:


Two children stupefied with one plan! The Parents’ “Good Parents” status reinstated. All grown-ups involved feel relieved, amused, and self-congratulatory.
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Mere days after the first tooth fell out, The Toothless Boy’s other front tooth fell out as well. The next morning, the Tormented Mother woke up in a cold sweat, only to remember a moment later that the tooth was still at school, being held in a safe keeping spot. Lesson learned. Hopefully.

And somehow, the Toothless Boy looks awkwardly adorable again rather than just awkward.